Quote of the day

Joke of the day

Girl:  Will you still love me after marriage?
Teeloo:  That depends on your husband…surely I will if he allows me.

What does PIA stand for (hint: it's not Pakistani International Airlines)?
Please Inform Allah. 
What does AI stand for (hint: it's not Air India)?
Already Informed.

Customer to waiter:  Everyday you charge me for a cup of coffee.  It would be wonderful if you could serve me a coffee free of cost today.
Waiter:  Sure.  Everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup.  Wouldn't it be great if today you can drink from an empty cup?

Quote of the day

Have a mind that is open to everything, and attached to nothing.Tilopa, null

Regardless whether those whom I meet
respond towards me with anger or faith,
may the mere fact of our meeting
contribute to the fulfillment of their wishes.Shantideva, 8th-century Indian Buddhist scholar and author of the Bodhicaryavatara

My body, every possession
and all goodness, past, present and future
without remorse I dedicate
to the well-being of the world.Shantideva, 8th-century Indian Buddhist scholar and author of the Bodhicaryavatara

Gyaan of the day

It takes 492 seconds for sunlight to reach the earth from the sun.

If you keep a Goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually become much paler and possibly even white.

New Zealand is the only country that contains every type of climate.

Quote of the day

Joke of the day

An Englishman met Pappu while going to the toilet.
Englishman:   Good morning Sir, how do you do?
Pappu:  Usually I remove my underwear and then do, and how do you do?

Pappu joined NASA.
After one month he forced the Americans to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA.

Quote of the day

May I fall as rain to increase the harvests that must feed living beings.  And in ages of dire famine may I myself serve as food and drink. 

                                Shantideva, 8th-century Indian Buddhist scholar and author of the Bodhicaryavatara

Unity already exists (on the level of man or soul), but we have forgotten.

                Kirpal Singh, Guru and Religious Leader

Gyaan of the day

The art of navigation was developed in India nearly 6000 years ago.  The word 'navigation' is derived from the Sanskrit word navgatih.  The word 'navy' is derived from the Sanskrit word nou.

Jyoti Basu of West Bengal was the longest-serving Chief Minister of any Indian state.  He served for 23 years from 1977 to 2000 as Chief Minister.

Quotes of The Day

Joke of the Day

Office; A place where you can relax after a strenuous home life.

Quote of the Day

Love is the beginning and end of spirituality.

Gyaan of the Day

Nearly 200,000 videos are uploaded everyday to the popular site youTube.

Quote of the Day

Joke of The Day

Pappu; "I Passed your house yesterday, "Teeloo; "Thanks, I appreciate it."

Quote of The Day

We never lose anything when we give. When you give Love, do you find that you have less love in your heart?

Gyaan of The Day

The world's annual spend on development is US$78 billion. Annual military expenditures are 15x bigger at US$1120 billion.

Quotes of The Day

Joke of The Day

Pappu was traveling with his wife in an auto, and the driver adjusted the mirror.Pappu shouted at him, ''Aha, you're trying to see my wife? you sit in the back seat. I will drive.''

Quote of The Day

O kabir, when you were born, you cried while others laughed. Perform such deeds that when dying, you laugh while others cry.

Gyaan of The Day

Latha mangeshkar is featured in the Guinness Book of world Records for having sung in more recorded songs than anyone else ever. She is reputed to have sung on 30,000 songs in over 20 languages in career spanning more than 60 years.

Quotes of The Day

Joke of The Day

Teelo was nervously pacing outside the room in the hopital where his daughter was giving birth. After a long wait, a young baby's cry was heard and a nurse walked out of the room. Teeloo: Sister, tell me am i a grandmother or a grandfather?

Quote of The Day

What is God? He is the breath inside the breath.

Gyaan of The Day

The human heart beats over 1000,000 times a day (irrespective of whether you're in love or not). You breathe on average 23,000 times a day.

Quotes of The Day

Joke of The Day

Pappu: Why didn't you marry until now?
Teeloo: I was searching for an ideal match.
Pappu: you still haven't found an ideal girl?
Teeloo: I found one.
Pappu: Then?
Teeloo: She too was searching for an ideal match.

Quote of The Day

A diamond was laying in the street covered with dirt. Many fools passed by. Someone who knew diamonds picked it up.

Gyaan of The Day

Nepal is the only country whose national flag is not rectangular.

Friendship Quotes

Friendship Quotes

1. A friend will release u from jail,but a best friend will be with u saying "That was great".
2. If u were a tear in my eye,i would never cry because i cannot lose a friend like u.
3. A best friend will spread the secrets but for only right reasons.
4. A true friend will feel twice the happiness and thrice the sorrow u feel.
5. Friendship is a candle which lights your heart.
6. A best friend is the one who shares everything with you.

quotes of the day

JOKE OF THE DAY

A man walking down the street noticed a small boy trying to reach the doorbell of a house. Even when he jumped up, he couldn't quite reach it.The man decided to help the boy, walked up on to the porch and pushed the doorbell. He looked down at the boy, smiled and asked, "What now?"

The boy answered, "Now we run like crazy!"

 

INSPIRATION OF THE DAY

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be.
Now put foundations under them.
                         

QUOTES OF THE DAY
 

What others think of me, is none of my business.

Today's mighty oak is just yesterdays nut that held its ground … stick at it.

Time is not money. time wasted is often time well spent. where as money wasted is merely redistributed!
It’s not how you look when your playing the game, its how you play the game when people are watching.Make your training a hell, so the real fight won’t be.
You don’t have to be friends with everyone, but you should be friendly.

 

Joke of the day

Aunt 1:  "My son is so good he can't even tell the difference between wine and vodka."
Aunt 2:  "If he gets that drunk, who can tell the difference!"
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joke

Pappu:  "I'll never marry in my life and I'll give the same advice to my children too."

Joke of the day

Pappu:  I was feeling so sleepy this morning that I tossed a coin to decide whether I should attend class or go back to bed.
Teeloo:  So, what did you finally do?
Pappu:  I had to toss it ten times before I could finally go back to bed.

joke

Why do we discuss the pros and cons of a Love Marriage versus an Arranged Marriage?
It's like questioning whether it's better to be murdered or to commit suicide?

joke of the day

Teeloo:  What happened to your engagement with Pinky?
Pappu:  It got broken off.
Teeloo:  You should have told her about your rich uncle. 
Pappu:  I did.  Now she's my aunt.