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Girl:  Will you still love me after marriage?
Teeloo:  That depends on your husband…surely I will if he allows me.

What does PIA stand for (hint: it's not Pakistani International Airlines)?
Please Inform Allah. 
What does AI stand for (hint: it's not Air India)?
Already Informed.

Customer to waiter:  Everyday you charge me for a cup of coffee.  It would be wonderful if you could serve me a coffee free of cost today.
Waiter:  Sure.  Everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup.  Wouldn't it be great if today you can drink from an empty cup?

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Have a mind that is open to everything, and attached to nothing.Tilopa, null

Regardless whether those whom I meet
respond towards me with anger or faith,
may the mere fact of our meeting
contribute to the fulfillment of their wishes.Shantideva, 8th-century Indian Buddhist scholar and author of the Bodhicaryavatara

My body, every possession
and all goodness, past, present and future
without remorse I dedicate
to the well-being of the world.Shantideva, 8th-century Indian Buddhist scholar and author of the Bodhicaryavatara

Gyaan of the day

It takes 492 seconds for sunlight to reach the earth from the sun.

If you keep a Goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually become much paler and possibly even white.

New Zealand is the only country that contains every type of climate.

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An Englishman met Pappu while going to the toilet.
Englishman:   Good morning Sir, how do you do?
Pappu:  Usually I remove my underwear and then do, and how do you do?

Pappu joined NASA.
After one month he forced the Americans to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA.

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May I fall as rain to increase the harvests that must feed living beings.  And in ages of dire famine may I myself serve as food and drink. 

                                Shantideva, 8th-century Indian Buddhist scholar and author of the Bodhicaryavatara

Unity already exists (on the level of man or soul), but we have forgotten.

                Kirpal Singh, Guru and Religious Leader

Gyaan of the day

The art of navigation was developed in India nearly 6000 years ago.  The word 'navigation' is derived from the Sanskrit word navgatih.  The word 'navy' is derived from the Sanskrit word nou.

Jyoti Basu of West Bengal was the longest-serving Chief Minister of any Indian state.  He served for 23 years from 1977 to 2000 as Chief Minister.

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Office; A place where you can relax after a strenuous home life.

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Love is the beginning and end of spirituality.

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Nearly 200,000 videos are uploaded everyday to the popular site youTube.

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Pappu; "I Passed your house yesterday, "Teeloo; "Thanks, I appreciate it."

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We never lose anything when we give. When you give Love, do you find that you have less love in your heart?

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The world's annual spend on development is US$78 billion. Annual military expenditures are 15x bigger at US$1120 billion.

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The point of religion is not to get man into heaven after death,heaven into man here on earth.

-anonymous

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Pappu was traveling with his wife in an auto, and the driver adjusted the mirror.Pappu shouted at him, ''Aha, you're trying to see my wife? you sit in the back seat. I will drive.''

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O kabir, when you were born, you cried while others laughed. Perform such deeds that when dying, you laugh while others cry.

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Latha mangeshkar is featured in the Guinness Book of world Records for having sung in more recorded songs than anyone else ever. She is reputed to have sung on 30,000 songs in over 20 languages in career spanning more than 60 years.

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Teelo was nervously pacing outside the room in the hopital where his daughter was giving birth. After a long wait, a young baby's cry was heard and a nurse walked out of the room. Teeloo: Sister, tell me am i a grandmother or a grandfather?

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What is God? He is the breath inside the breath.

Gyaan of The Day

The human heart beats over 1000,000 times a day (irrespective of whether you're in love or not). You breathe on average 23,000 times a day.

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Pappu: Why didn't you marry until now?
Teeloo: I was searching for an ideal match.
Pappu: you still haven't found an ideal girl?
Teeloo: I found one.
Pappu: Then?
Teeloo: She too was searching for an ideal match.

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A diamond was laying in the street covered with dirt. Many fools passed by. Someone who knew diamonds picked it up.

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Nepal is the only country whose national flag is not rectangular.

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Father to pappu : Why don't you consider every women as your mother?
Pappu : I can,but if i did so, What will people think of you?

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Bharatanatyam is now world famous with thousands of new votaries. What about Koodiyattam?.....I have done what I can. It has not been easy. One has to sacrifice a lot to learn Koodiyattam. How many persons will be ready for it these days? Will there be an audience capable of imbibing it? Mani Madhava Chakyar, Considered the greatest Chakyar Koothu and Kutiyattam artist and authority of modern times

Gyann of the Day

The highest cricket ground in the world is in the chali,Himachal Pradesh(2444 meters above sea level).

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Words of Wisdom

• "The thoughts we think and words we speak create experience".
• Our lives are not determined by what happens to us,but by how we react to what happens to us.not by what life brings to us, by the attitude we bring to live.
• Never look down on any body unless you are helping him up.
• Victory is gained by resolution and determination.
• In the end we will remember not the words of enemy but the silence of the friends.
• Half of the solution of a problem is to put a hand on the problem.
• Empty cans make the most noise .
• Dont except anything,in this way you will never disappointed.
• To change everything first change by yourself.
• Arguing with a idiot makes you too idiot.

Friendship Quotes

Friendship Quotes

1. A friend will release u from jail,but a best friend will be with u saying "That was great".
2. If u were a tear in my eye,i would never cry because i cannot lose a friend like u.
3. A best friend will spread the secrets but for only right reasons.
4. A true friend will feel twice the happiness and thrice the sorrow u feel.
5. Friendship is a candle which lights your heart.
6. A best friend is the one who shares everything with you.

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Cool Quotes and famous quotes of the day

1. Our true character is that person become when no one is watching.
2. Better to live one day as a lion either to live thousand years as a lamb.
3. A ship in a harbor is safe but that's not they are built for,either we.
4. Friends are like a box of chocolates you keep that tastes good throw remaining.
5. If they choose to judge you,it says more about them then you.
6. If the movies say that it is easy to find love why cant i find yet?
7. If you are good at something then you don't do it for free.
8. Being in love cannot pay your bills, so love your job.
9. A persons real character is shown at the time of worst situation.
10. Have nothing nothing can u lose.

Shiridi sai baba sayings

If we see all actions as God’s doing, we will be unattached and free from karmic bondage
                                           Shirdi Sai Baba, Spiritual Guru

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The Republic Day of India commemorates the date on which the Constitution of India came into force replacing the Government of India Act 1935 as the governing document of India on 26 January 1950.^[1] The date 26 January was chosen to honour the memory of the declaration of independence of 1930. It is one of the three national holidays in India, and while the main parade, Republic Day Parade takes place at the Rajpath, in the national capital New Delhi, where the president views the parade, state capitals also have their state celebrations.
Although India obtained its independence on 15 August 1947, it did not yet have a permanent constitution; instead, its laws were based on the modified colonial Government of India Act 1935, and the country was a Dominion, with George VI as head of state and Earl Mountbatten as Governor General. On 28 August 1947, the Drafting Committee was appointed to draft a permanent constitution, with Bhimrao Ramji Ambedkar as chairman. While India's Independence Day celebrates its freedom from British Rule, the Republic Day celebrates the coming into force of its constitution.
A draft constitution was prepared by the committee and submitted to the Assembly on 4 November 1947. The Assembly met, in sessions open to public, for 166 days, spread over a period of 2 years, 11 months and 18 days before adopting the Constitution. After many deliberations and some modifications, the 308 members of the Assembly signed two hand-written copies of the document (one each in Hindi and English) on 24 January 1950. Two days later, the Constitution of India became the law of all the Indian lands. The Constitution of India came into effect only on 26 January 1950, 10.18 AM IST. Following elections on 21 January 1950, Rajendra Prasad was elected as the president of India. The Indian National Congress and other parties had been celebrating 26 January as a symbol of Independence, even before India actually became independent. Thus, signing the constitution on 26 January, to mark and respect 26 January and the freedom struggle and the freedom fighters.
The amending mechanism was lauded even at the time of introduction by Ambedkar in the following words: "We can therefore safely say that the Indian federation will not suffer from the faults of rigidity or legalism. Its distinguished feature is that it is a flexible federation.
"The three mechanisms of the system derived by the Assembly, contrary to the predictions, have made the constitution flexible at the same time protected the rights of the states. They have worked better than the amending process in any other country where Federalism and the British Parliamentary system jointly formed the basis of the constitution".
What Sir Anthony Eden, the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom (April 1955 to January 1957), said at the time of the emergence of Indian Republic is relevant in this context. He said, ‘Of all the experiments in government, which have been attempted since the beginning of time, I believe that the Indian venture into parliamentary government is the most exciting. A vast subcontinent is attempting to apply to its tens and thousands of millions a system of free democracy... It is a brave thing to try to do so. The Indian venture is not a pale imitation of our practice at home, but a magnified and multiplied reproduction on a scale we have never dreamt of. If it succeeds, its influence on Asia is incalculable for good. Whatever the outcome we must honour those who attempt it.
Even more meaningful was the opinion expressed by an American Constitutional authority, Granville Austin, who wrote that what the Indian Constituent Assembly began was "perhaps the greatest political venture since that originated in Philadelphia in 1787."
Austin has also described the Indian Constitution as 'first and foremost a social document.' ... "The majority of India's constitutional provisions are either directly arrived at furthering the aim of social revolution or attempt to foster this revolution by establishing conditions necessary for its achievement."

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Gandhi Quotes

1. Fear has its use but cowardice has none.
2. Fear of death makes us devoid both of valour and religion. For want of valour is want of religious faith.
3. First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
4. For me every ruler is alien that defies public opinion.
5. Freedom is never dear at any price. It is the breath of life. What would a man not pay for living?
6. Freedom is not worth having if it does not connote freedom to err.
7. Gentleness, self-sacrifice and generosity are the exclusive possession of no one race or religion.
8. Glory lies in the attempt to reach one's goal and not in reaching it.
9. God is, even though the whole world deny him. Truth stands, even if there be no public support. It is self-sustained.
10. God sometimes does try to the uttermost those whom he wishes to bless.
11. God, as Truth, has been for me a treasure beyond price. May He be so to every one of us.
12. Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony
13. Healthy discontent is the prelude to progress
14. Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress
15. I am prepared to die, but there is no cause for which I am prepared to kill.
16. I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographe
17. I believe in the fundamental truth of all great religions of the wor
18. I believe that a man is the strongest soldier for daring to die unarmed.
19. I claim that human mind or human society is not divided into watertight compartments called social, political and religious. All act and react upon one another
20. I claim to be a simple individual liable to err like any other fellow mortal. I own, however, that I have humility enough to confess my errors and to retrace my steps.

Gandhi quotes

1. An unjust law is itself a species of violence. Arrest for its breach is more so.                             
2. Anger and intolerance are the enemies of correct understanding.    
3. Anger is the enemy of non-violence and pride is a monster that swallows it up.
4. Are creeds such simple things like the clothes which a man can change at will and put on at will? Creeds are such for which people live for ages and ages.
5. As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world - that is the myth of the atomic age - as in being able to remake ourselves.
6. Be the change that you want to see in the world.
7. Before the throne of the Almighty, man will be judged not by his acts but by his intentions. For God alone reads our hearts.
8. But for my faith in God, I should have been a raving maniac.
9. Capital as such is not evil; it is its wrong use that is evil. Capital in some form or other will always be needed.
10. Commonsense is the realised sense of proportion.
11. Confession of errors is like a broom which sweeps away the dirt and leaves the surface brighter and clearer. I feel stronger for confession.
12. Constant development is the law of life, and a man who always tries to maintain his dogmas in order to appear consistent drives himself into a false position.
13. Culture of the mind must be subservient to the heart.
14. Each one has to find his peace from within. And peace to be real must be unaffected by outside circumstances.
15. Each one prays to God according to his own light.
16. Even if you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
17. Every formula of every religion has in this age of reason, to submit to the acid test of reason and universal assent.
18. Everyone who wills can hear the inner voice. It is within everyone.
19. Faith is not something to grasp, it is a state to grow into.
20. Faith... must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies.